dear people who bitch and complain about food having too much fat or sodium in it,
here’s a simple solution: don’t eat it. going out to eat and expecting every item on the menu to be extremely healthy is unrealistic. i mean, we’ve made eating become so meticulous that nearly every establishment displays the calories and percentage of fat on the menu. going out to eat should be a treat and you shouldn’t have to worry how many weight watchers points you’re ingesting.
someone who works in the food industry and doesn’t care that you’re going over your 1500 calorie a day limit.
p.s. the next parent who orders their kid a pb&j for 4 dollars, i might have to smack
Shout out to UNF for being recognized as one of the most environmentally responsible colleges in the United States & Canada, according to The Princeton Review, who featured the University in “The Princeton Review’s Guide to 311 Green Colleges: 2011 Edition.” Way to be “green” Ospreys!
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